The above contestants have one thing in common.
They've all used diet, exercise, and Photoshop to achieve results!
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SHAMSPA. Testimonial results are not true. X32 may
not work for anyone. Average weight loss achieved in an 8-week
clinical study combining diet, exercise, Photoshop and X32 was a whopping 3 pounds
per month at only $40 per pound! Of course, it is true that you
could lose 3 pounds a month anyway with only diet and exercise, but then
we couldn't make any money off of your laziness! Not for use by or sale
to persons under 18 years of age; which means that our product is just
as bad for you as cigarettes and pornography. SHAMSPA products are not
really intended to be used at all (they're freakin' dangerous!!!). However,
to see any actual results our product must be part of a total weight loss
program including a healthy diet and exercise. These statements have not been
evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. If they were we would all
go to prison for fraud. SHAMSPA IS NOT INTENDED TO TREAT, PREVENT, OR CURE
ANY DISEASE (it may actually cause a few). Shamspa is not intended to actually
cause weight loss either. Call 1-800-SHAMSPA or visit www.shamspa.com
for suggested use and information. Consult physician before and after
using. Read the label and follow directions. Side effects may include but are
by no means limited to: insomnia, chronic sleep deprivation, anxiety, heart
palpatations, restlessness, diabetes, dangerous rise in blood pressure, as well as
headache, nausea, vomitting, rapid heart beat, confusion, psychotic syptoms,
seizures, stroke, coma and death. DO NOT TAKE WITH MAOI ANTIDEPRESSANTS including: Nardil,
Parnate, Eldepryl, and Marplan. Do not use if
pregnant or nursing or desire a long and healthy life. If you are allergic to
shellfish, consult your doctor before taking glucosamine. Models have been
compensated for unintentional hospital visits and accrued doctor's fees;
testimonials paid for commercial
appearance. SHAMSPA and The SHAMSPA logo are registered trademarks of Nutramerica
Corporation. Sexy - Powerful - Attitude and Be Gypped are registered
trademarks of Goen Technologies Corporation. All other marks
are trademarks of their respective owners.
Disclaimer: Shamspa is not a real product. This is an adbusting website designed as part of a computers and writing course
at the University of Texas Arlington. It is based on an assignment from Chapter 5 of Jeff Rice's Writing About Cool.
Click here to see the original site.
Seriously people, this stuff is bad for you. There is no such thing as a miracle pill. If there were a
healthy diet pill that works as TRIMSPA claims, it would be a lot more expensive than this. Do not placate
yourself to media hero-worship. The only healthy way to lose weight is with a sensible diet plan and exercise.
The only things you are likely to gain is a lighter wallet and heart palpatations. The amount of actual weight loss
that TRIMSPA claims to achieve is three pounds per month. Come on, $120.00 for a measly three pounds? you can
lose that much by cutting out the late night snacks.
The above information was found at: About.com and Trimspa.com
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